Sunday, March 24, 2013

Spring Projects

So I have completely given up on doing things in the house all day long.  I did enough of that the first 9 days.  I have learned that an hour or two every day is plenty to keep the house straightened up.  I have moved beyond the house to the yard and pastures.  I moved 3 truck loads of rocks from the fenceline along the driveway to an old ditch in the goat pasture.  I will admit that I waited for the kids to get home to help me throw the rocks out into the ditch, but loading them had been the devil!  This motivated Brandon to take pasture fence down and get in there with bobcat to push down some unlevel spots and fill in some old perk holes.  All this means more work... more rock to move and brush to be dragged and piled up to burn.  Its amazing what we can get done when Brandon is off from from Friday to Sunday.  One thing leads to another.  We also sowed new grass in the front yard and put down straw.  This has been an ongoing problem ever since we moved here, but we try, try again!  As a family we also split 4 trees and stacked the wood in the woodshed for next year.  I have hauled wood into the basement enough times that I am so ready for warm weather to get here and stay! 
We have gotten our garden started.  There are 5 rows of potatoes planted, broccoli and cabbage set out, and leaf lettuce sowed.    I have cleaned up possum poop, Great Dane dog poop, and various other unpleasant things while out and about.  I have also sanded and painted the trim around Brandon's garage door too.  The more I do the more Brandon thinks about that can be done next.  He puts an idea in my head and what do you know...I do it!  I can't wait for warmer weather because I am going to fire up the pressure washer and clean some siding and concrete.  I was so happy to see the rain today.  We got to be lazy for a day.  We went to the movies to see "The Croods" and it was a cute little movie.  Now it's time to get ready for another action packed week ahead.  I am almost sorry that I talked Brandon into taking off Easter week!  He will kill me by the end of that week!  I will need to take an Advil every morning before he puts me to work! Hahaha!
Brandon getting the garden ready.
possum poop prints... was he trying to push the garage button so he could escape!?  Hmmm...  Poor thing got shut up for 2 nights in a row and he literally tore up the garage both nights.  He pooped on the mat, stepped all in it, walked around and tore up a shelf to get up to where this garage door button was.  I guess it was glowing in the dark and he went to investigate!
The girls with our latest arrival.  Twins!!! These will be the perfect age for the Green Goats and Garden festival next month!

Some practice packaging for some of my soaps. 
My new work uniform...It's funny how the farmer has to go off to the city to work everyday while the wife is stuck at home!

View from my office.  Try finding this in the city!  Hershey comes down to visit when he hears me in the woods.  He has been a bit spoiled lately.  He gets brushed and combed a couple times a week and looks forward to getting the attention!

Saturday, March 9, 2013

From Domestic to Desperate!

Woo Wee it smells like Monkey Farts and Coffee up in here!!! So I have officially finished my first whole week at home.  I am thinking now I am more of a desperate housewife than a domestic goddess!  You know, the Lucille Ball kind of crazy desperate.  I have had several moments this week when I sounded just like her!  Thursday I was making some lye water using strong coffee for a new soap recipe.  I had read it is better to mix that outside because of fumes and stinking smells so I went out basement door with my lye and coffee, mixed it up, watched it smoke for a bit, and then turned around to find out that I had locked myself out of the house!  So here I am in a t-shirt and jeans and it was probably still in the 30s out there and I had no way to get inside and meanwhile I have this vat of lye coffee that is cooling and going to need to be mixed with the fats when it cooled to 105 degrees.  Sooo what do I do?  I could get into the garage and I found a sweater and an old LabCorp health insurance card (useless now) in my car.  I jerked the sweater on and ran to see if I could card the basement door.  I couldn't so I went around and checked all the windows to see if they were locked (they were) and then I got desperate and violent and mad and was able to card the door with the insurance card.  Thank goodness I hadn't thrown that away yet!  I was able to get in and finish getting ready the fats for my now cool lye solution. 

What the coffee log looked like before I stored it away to "cure"

Freshly cut bars of Columbian Coffee Soap.  I wish there were a smelling app for this!  I cut these smaller than usual because I figured that if each bar was cheaper that people would be more likely to try it at a smaller financial risk!

I actually made 5 batches of soap this week.  Hence the Monkey Farts and Coffee smell.  The Monkey Farts is actually a banana pineapple like smell scent that I got a trial bottle of.  The kids like it (I am not sure if it's the name or the smell that they like)  I am trying to get a variety of soaps ready for the Green Goats and Garden festival.  We are taking several of our goats and I decided this might be an opportunity to try to sell some soap too.  The good thing is if I don't sell it, I can always use it for myself!
 
This coming week I have a few things lined up to keep me busy.  Monday I am taking Brandon's car to have the tires rotated and oil changed, Tuesday I have my farm business class, Wednesday I am going to school to eat lunch with Abigail, Thursday I am eating lunch with Emily, and Friday I will probably be hanging out with Brandon as he takes care of animals and errands.  We are getting a new bull soon so maybe we can go pick him up and introduce him to his new ladies.  Fun Stuff.  With the other 3 dozen hours of free time I don't know what I will get into.  I am starting to get irritated with the idea of trying to find something to keep myself busy.  There is only so much baseboard and window seal cleaning a girl can do before it bores you out of your mind!  I swear there is 14.7 miles of baseboard in my house!  I went through an entire box of swifter dusting wipes and a box of magic erasers last week and I am not looking forward to picking up where I left off.  I hope the weather stays nice so I can get some outdoors time in.  We tillered my raised bed this weekend so I can get my cabbage in the ground and I may go look to see what else is out there that I can plant now.  I would also like to wash some siding with the pressure washer.  So, I guess my week is probably going to be an eventful one.  Maybe I will get some follow up calls on job applications I have in.  That would be a good feeling.   But until then I will be here cleaning things that no one will ever notice that I cleaned...


Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Day 3 Update

So here I am 3 days into my extended vacation.  Over the weekend I was pretty bummed about the upcoming "first week", but I am starting to get the hang of this staying at home thing.  I had a lunch date today with a good friend from high school and she recommended I call myself the "domestic goddess".  I thought about it for a while and I am worried that may involve too much work!  I mean as a domestic goddess shouldn't I keep my legs shaved and learn how to sew or something?!?  I am not sure I can live up to that title!  I have been making batches of soap and doing some touch up painting.  I don't know if that will qualify me as a domestic goddess just yet!  In another week or so of this nonsense I will run out of "special" projects.  It's nice to get to sleep in till 6am everyday and when the kids get on the bus at 6:40 I start my whirlwind of straightening up the house, laundry, and sweeping.  By 8:30 I have drank my pot of coffee and finished the normal housework stuff.  The rest of the day I spend in a blur of other projects.  I actually get excited when the mail comes.  Last night I remembered I didn't get the mail and got excited because that meant I could go to mailbox twice today! (Once early and once later after they came again)  I am getting a little bit nutty I know!  I don't know why mail excites me, I told Brandon it was my link to the outside world!  You never know what might come...usually it's just a letter from a car dealer swearing they need my cars' make and model on their used car lot.  HA! At 283,000 miles and a $1700 tax value I don't think they know what they are talking about!  Who knows, I might get bored one day and call them and confirm if they really want it or not!  This goes for telemarketers too.  I might just answer, yank their chain for a little while, and then decline their offer.  I haven't slumped to that level yet, but only time will tell.  For now I have a new shipment from Wellington fragrance company to go through and daydream about what soap I am going to make next.  I think tomorrow it will be coffee soap and monkey fart children's soap.  I know I know, that is so terrible sounding, but that's what it is actually called.  It's a multi-fruit scented smell popular in kids soap.  I think if I ever make it to sell I will have to change the name-it sounds too bad to print and advertise!  Well, until next update this is how things are going at the new domestic goddess' secret lab.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Lab Corp Goodbyes

Our last day at Lab Corp Charlotte was March 1.  We decided to get together for one last social visit before we all went our separate ways.  We did pretty good all day at work but by the end of the evening we were all emotional and sad to be leaving.  Out of the 13 of us only 4 decided to transfer to Burlington and continue working for Lab Corp.  The rest of us are going to try something new or just wait and see what happens. 
Part of our group after work on the last day.  We gathered at Cheddars and everyone of us showed up.

The other part of our group.  The guy on left and the guy on the right are bonus people that decided to join us for the evening.  Kevin on the left used to work with us but went to CMC a few years ago.  Melissa (the girl in middle with beautiful red hair) is one of our administrative specialist and the Steve (in red on right) is Vanessa's husband. 
Jan our administrative specialist.  She is a hoot and a half.  She actually went to high school with my dad and lives not too far from me. 


Me and Mama Nancy.  She watched over us like a mother hen. She has worked at same place for 39 years so she has practically raised the rest of us! 
My supervisor Tom.  He had dropped by Lab Corp while on medical leave the same day Headquarters decided to drop by with our closure information.  What coincidence!

Carol the super positive attitude lady!  She plans on driving to Burlington and continue working for Lab Corp. 

My cell mates.  (No pun intended!!!) Carol, Vanessa, and Allen have had to put up with me and my "Lordy, Lordy, Lordy" chant at least every hour for years!  The four of us shared a screening room. Allen is planning on still working for Lab Corp in Burlington 

Sandra and Terrence had the prison cell next to us.  And no... we really didn't have cells, but that's what it seemed like sometimes.  Sandra is a cancer survivor and inspiration to many.  She plans to expand her baking business so if you need something let me know!  Terrence is moving to Burlington so he can continue working for Lab Corp.

These are the girls that had a cell across the hall from us.  Kim is in a physical trainer program, Valerie is commuting to Burlington, and Christine plans to finish an IT program she has already started.